- october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
- november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
You deserve the fucking world. You deserve all the happiness and love that you can get. You deserve better. You deserve a lifetime of happiness. You are worthy of life.
you are amazing
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.
I can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with me, this is becoming a problem
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk