onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

Always pick the perfect time to go for a walk.
Mom… what are we doing here… #scoutthepup #vetvisit

All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.

10 word story (via woundedkisses)

(Source: white--elephants)

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

Albert Ellis (via observando)
powerfulprep:


“I remember he used to call me Sam just to annoy me,” John Kennedy Jr. told Oprah Winfrey of his father in a 1996 interview. “I remember getting kind of upset, you know. I’d say, ‘My name is not Sam, it’s John.’ And he’d say, ‘Oh. Sorry, Sam.’ “


I’ve had this in my queue for over 11 months.  I wanted this to be posted on my birthday!
brittanaluv:

cherishthethoughtfr:

In honor of John Lock day ;)




We prevailed and now we will be EndGame

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: saintsandzombies)

compliment:

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two