do you ever think about how weird reading is
our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
i think it’s one of the most beautiful things in the world
my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
Have you ever seen a girl an thought
“I’d love to have her legs wrapped around me”.
Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, 'I am falling to the floor crying,' but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well.
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
hey what do you call someone who has had sex with a lot of people
Perks of using glasses:
If you go out without your glasses and someone looks you in your eyes you won’t see their eyes